Not the insult he intended.

WARNING: FOR ADULT'S ONLY!!!!!!

So my 10-year old came home from school yesterday and reported that a fellow fourth grader made a rude remark to him. I asked my son how did he respond? My ten year old: "I told X: 'Oh yeah? Well, you have a big d*ck.'"

I didn't have the heart to tell him that his response may not be the insult that he intended. Instead, I told him that he shouldn't have said what he did and that it is never okay to make rude remarks about other people's bodies.  I did all of this without laughing, and trust me, that was very difficult!