Me: "Hurry and take Tupelo out to go potty."
Son: "I have to go to the bathroom too."
Me: "You can hold it. You're potty trained and he isn't."
About five minutes pass and then my son and Tupelo walk through the door.
Me: "Why is Tupelo all wet? Is it raining?"
Son: "Well, I really had to go to the bathroom so I started peeing in the woods. Tupelo walked under my pee. I couldn't stop. It must have felt warm to him because he kept standing there."
WHAT?? Do boys not have Kegel muscles?
Tupelo received a very intensive bath that morning.
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